a little gnome to call your own

This gnome has nowhere to live. Give it a name and a home.

Why are they gnomeless?

Every gnome here came off the factory line wrong. A wonky hat, a missing smile, a face that looks a bit sad. They were stamped with a big X, marked defective and left in a box by the bins.

Nobody came back for them. They have no garden, no home and no one to call their own. All they need is a name and someone to take them in.

Status: abandonedCondition: slightly defective, very loveable

*sniff*

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Your gnome needs a name before it can go home with you.

*hopeful sniff*

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Your relieved gnome, with rosy cheeks and a heart above his hat
Gnomeless

Adoption
certificate

Name:
Adopted by:
Date of Adoption:
Certificate no.:
ADOPTED

CARE INSTRUCTIONS

  1. 1FEEDINGA few small crumbs, twice a day
  2. 2SLEEPING3–4 hours in a matchbox or sock
  3. 3BATHINGKeep the water shallow

Homed gnomes

Gnomes who found a home, and the people who took them in.
Illustrations – tag @gnomeless and your gnome could be here